Dedication

"I've never been good at finding things, I'm really good at losing things, the remote, the keys, parrots...

I spent my whole life wanting something and doing my very best not to find it, never even going near the places where it might be... Then suddenly I got the goddamn thing practically chained around my neck, you, your the goddamn thing,

I can't describe you

I don't write that kinda shit, you know people who write the real books the love books and the poems even those stupid little fucking novels with those hunky assholes on the cover you know what I'm talking about? Your like princess shit, you know? fairy tales... You know what I'm saying? The million guys are after, blinded by your beauty kind of shit, Real big stuff, you know? They got the dick who kidnaps you and sticks you in a cave and your guarded by a 5 headed dragon and the tales of your plight are spread through out the land and now all the guys go on put on your shoes so they can see what's up but none of them have the balls to save her except for me. I would go through anything for you.. and still there I was looking for a way not to see it, anything.... yes I am a big fat stupid idiot."